Fuck, its May

How the fuck did it get to May? My brother is now an adult and we are less than a month away from winter. Went and got a mothers day present for mum today. It's a personalised photobook, full of pictures of mum and us (us being me, nick, dad and other family and friends). So we'll see how that goes down on Mothers Day (aka marketing brilliance day masquerading as a holiday celebrating females who fulfilled their biological purpose in life and how wonderfully wonderful that all is) next weekend. No progress has been made on the novel or screenplay i've started writing, because i am both really lazy, and really shit at writing. Wondering when Adam, Gemma, Alex, Caitlin, Victoria, Emma and I are getting together to edit that video...i really want to finish it. Also, Collingwood are fucking legends and Sharrod Wellingham is both attractive and awesome. Also, he may be God, but further research will need to be undertaken before this can be confirmed, denied or left undetermined. Also, Cameron. The End...oh wait, quote. Ummmm, hang on, im gonna search for a quote about someone called Cameron, by someone called Cameron, or if all else fails, about a Butler. BRB. Ok, here is a quote from Cameron Diaz (yes, its a female cameron, but the other famous camerons had cameron as their surname) : I don't care how smart a kid you are. The only way you learn what's not right is from experience.
Ok, NOW its the end.
JC